You Are Getting Old…I Do Declare! Well, eye’ll be, you aren’t older than dirt, no matter what anyone else says. This whimsical cow may be a few dollars short, so don’t go by anything he says. You look mah-velous dahling. Whimsy Stamps has several new farm-related word die sentiments this month including this ‘I Do Declare phrase’. I thought it went well with the Hee Haw cow.